February 2011
113 posts
I can't decide why my stomach hurts.
Is it because I don’t eat.. or when I do it’s only cupcakes?
Who cares. Gonna go give Monster Max a bath & crave Starbucks desperately.
January 2011
225 posts
Watching Surf Ninjas
Why are all the ninjas in blue camo? This makes no sense.
Definitely just got my sick ass up & outta bed at...
Worth it.
Watching a commercial for the no! no! pain free...
I call my lady parts my “no-nos” so this commercial sounds incredibly perverted to me. I don’t want anyone trying the no-no for a 60 day free trial.
Dante's Peak is on..
Yessssssssssss.
God, but life is loneliness, despite all the opiates, despite the shrill tinsel...
– Sylvia Plath (via thechocolatebrigade)
Anticlimactic horror movie shot. Starring: Monster Max. & my hallway.